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Supreme Being
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| As this seems to be a massive part of this site, I though we might give this a go! I'll name a topic and you guys post up the funniest innuendo you can think of, you have unlimited turns. The one I deem the funniest will then name the next topic. The topic chooser can join in too, but they can't deem themselves the funniest. Ok, first topic. Working on your bike in the garage.......... and go!
Yamaha FZS 600 Fazer ... in gold! Ride safe, and look out for the Rainbow of Death! There're only 3 kinds of people in the world, those who can count, and those that can't. Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic ..... and so am I! Take pity on the man who invented the drawing board, when he screwed up, he had nothing to fall back on. Stuff everything, I've always got my bike.
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Supreme Being
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i don't get it!
The car in front, is now behind!
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Supreme Being
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Ems (05/03/2008)
i don't get it!
I'd better have a word with Alan, then!
Like that, Mazz?
OK, working in the garage ...
I had a great time at the weekend. I propped her rear end up and got the lube out. I sploshed a lot of lube on the important bits and worked it all in, but a lot splashed all over her rear end too. It's made a hell of a difference, though - she goes much better, and makes less noise.
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| BD, that is exactly what I'm on about! Ems, a perfect example for you to take insperation from! I gave mine a full strip down. After lubing her up nicely I realised the chain hadn't had much attention, so that good involved too See Ems, easy!
Yamaha FZS 600 Fazer ... in gold! Ride safe, and look out for the Rainbow of Death! There're only 3 kinds of people in the world, those who can count, and those that can't. Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic ..... and so am I! Take pity on the man who invented the drawing board, when he screwed up, he had nothing to fall back on. Stuff everything, I've always got my bike.
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| Yes, it's nice to give her a full stripdown over a weekend. Get all the coverings off, and then prod and poke about with all the inner workings. Plenty of lube, give all the precious bits a good rub, and leave her looking polished and cared-for. Then I tend to take her out and give her the benefit of plenty of right wrist. She goes well after that. Afterwards, there are just a few wet patches to clear up, and that's it for another week! She's ready to ride for another 7 days. I tend to neglect the bike, though.
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LMAO i was kinda jokin! I couldn't think of anythin to put. Then again, i still can't think of anything good enough to beat you dirty sods!!  I'll put something down later......
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Good luck, Ems. Remember you are dealing with people who have years of experience here! Let battle commence!
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So i took him out for a good trip today, but for some reason he still wasn't happy when we pulled into the drive. I took him round the back and stripped him down to the skin. He was obv feeling a little dry, so i gave him a good handfull of lube and carfully worked it into his hard parts. He started to loosen up as i was stradding him getting access to all areas. The result, a powerful but smooth explosion from the throttle. Sorted 
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Major fnarr! Top girl.
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Now that is a top contender! Very well done Ems... I've got myself all flustered!
Yamaha FZS 600 Fazer ... in gold! Ride safe, and look out for the Rainbow of Death! There're only 3 kinds of people in the world, those who can count, and those that can't. Roses are red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic ..... and so am I! Take pity on the man who invented the drawing board, when he screwed up, he had nothing to fall back on. Stuff everything, I've always got my bike.
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